“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
Kiss the Sky

therangerofthenorth:

princesiksta:

attic-adventures:

acrylicemulator:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

Why is this so fucking funny to me?

I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit

I laugh every time this post pops up on my dash. I am incapable of not finding this humorous.

i’m sorry but jingle jingle motherfucker cracks me up every time